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tany4:

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

spoopyshivers:

spoopyshivers:

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

reapergrellsutcliff:

effses:

mourning wood


*snickers*

reapergrellsutcliff:

effses:

mourning wood

*snickers*

seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’

seaking:

i made the autocorrect on my moms phone change ‘hello’ to ‘titty’

dicklover3000:

*gets mad when people ignore me*
*ignores everyone*

lrvin:

Me talking to my parents

lrvin:

Me talking to my parents

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

Cute Sparkly Pink Flower